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guys tomorrow i go to my dad’s for a week so i’m going to be quite inactive for that period sorry i wish i didnt have to go ill miss you all

My therapist:Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.


 love this for so many reasons #thor probably just found out that bruce turns into the hulk #and he literally met bruce hours ago #and everyone else who has known bruce just sees him as the hulk #but thor sees him as bruce banner #not the monster #he knows bruce somewhere in there#that the hulk isn’t just a mindless beast #and to make this even more feelsy#this is just like how he treats loki #everyone else sees loki as a psychotic menace #and thor is the only one who tries to reason with him instead of just attacking #this is why i hate it when people say thor is just all muscle and looks #he is so much more #he’s the only one who’s given the ‘monsters’ a chance to redeem themselves #and to me #thats one of the most heroic things someone can ever do


I think at some point pilf & co were talking about how Combeferre is not necessarily the sane one of the group and then this happened, with no context other than I guess it’s a modern AU?

"I’m just saying," said Combeferre, "as someone who has maybe a little more common sense than you—"

Enjolras sighed. “Combeferre,” he said, “remember that time you dropped acid out of medical curiosity?”

"We had to put you in the bathtub because you kept taking your pants off," Courfeyrac added helpfully. "Bahorel overheard you promising a pencil you were going to liberate it back into being a tree."

They gave him a moment to let that sink in. Combeferre did remember that night, vaguely. It had been interesting but his notes were unhelpful to say the least.

"Okay," said Combeferre, "but considering I’m not on acid right now—”





A group which barely missed becoming historic


*grantaire holds camera*

"hi my name’s bahorel and welcome to jackass!"

*shot of bahorel changing the flyer font to comic sans and intense giggling behind camera*

*cut to a shot of bahorel sitting at a table with combeferre and enjolras standing over him, holding freshly printed flyers and berating him like disappointed parents*

*giggling intensifies*

"What would I give for a playboy who couldn’t keep it in his pants, and who runs through women? What I have is a son who shows no interest in them. What you do at night with your boys, after your show of skirt-chasing, is a disgrace."





james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”


86% Actual Bahorel is also 967% 15-year-old-boy.


86% Actual Bahorel is also 967% 15-year-old-boy.